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  A: I'll have to get back to you on that....
• Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• Q: How many Internet Explorer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Their light bulbs are integrated in to the fixtures and can not be changed....
• Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
  A: Both of them....
• How many actresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you should have seen the line outside the producer's hotel room....
• Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Twelve. One to work the bulb, and eleven to write a 1,123 page guide to changing lightbulbs ("Learn Lightbulb Management in 21 Days")....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....