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• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None: "We'll fix it in software." Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• How many people in a Burger King advert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....
• Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many developers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . ....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: How many Internet Explorer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Their light bulbs are integrated in to the fixtures and can not be changed....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....