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• Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor is a great teacher.
  -- M. M. Johnsto...
• When slides are shown in a darkened room, the instructor will require the students to take notes.
  -- M. M. Johnsto...
• I'll be frank with you Lisa, and when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating.
  -- Instructor at music school, "Separate Vocatio...
• I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
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• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....