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Now, watch closely. I'm only doing this once.
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Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once....
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
The staff shakes violently and says, "I hope you know what you are doing.
doing. I can't bear to watch!...
Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your word
hey become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits....
I wonder what Bob's doing right now?
Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
-- Law of Reru...
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!