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• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.
• Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
  A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring. Q: But how did he get back down?...
• Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree?
  The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk....
• Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
• Why doesn't a baby fall out? It's screwed in.
• He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.