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Ray Charles is outta sight!
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I am Ray Charles of Borg: The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby.
If God is love, and love is blind, then Ray Charles must be God. (uh-huh!)
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?...
Do not X-ray.
LASER: Failed death ray.
Lavatory: Volcano -- Ray Hand
Lawn Care: Ray King
Ray, take care of this!