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• Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
  except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....
• Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
  except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
  ..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
• Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.