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And Then These Two Ravishing Beauties Came Up To Me And Whispered In My Ear.
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And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered
in my ear...that they loved me.
And what happened after you woke up, sir?
-- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality
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I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
'...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market.
-- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
-- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
A poignant plea, sir, enough to melt the stoniest of hearts, but the answer, I'm afraid, must remain, 'You're going to die, fat pig'.
-- Edmund to George : Duel and Duality...