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• Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• You have to be sharp to be on the cutting edge.
• Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
  Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
  ..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• eads) 'Congratulations on choosing the Armitage-Whitworth Four Pounder Cannnonette.
  Please read the instructions carefully and it should give you years of trouble-free maiming....