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• VILLAGE Word now almost exclusively used in tourist brochures just after the adjectives "enchanting" and "traditional".
  And possibly "quaint". Generally descriptive of a small settlement with more churches than shops, which gets boring rapidly, despite being picturesque....
• Sow a thought, reap an action; sow an action, reap a habi
  sow a habit, reap a character; sow a character, reap a destiny....
• To sow schools is to reap men. -- Fidel Castro
• In the Book of Galatians, we are told that whatever a man soweth, that also he will reap.
  This is the reason why so many breakfast foods now have oat bran in them....
• TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• USHER Formerly a person who would escort the audiences to their sea
  cinema ushers are now relegated to clearing out the snogging teenagers in the back-row who haven't realised the film has ended....
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA