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• Seminars for Men: You too can be the designated driver.
• The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
  -- Jay Leno...
• 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.
  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy...
• It's hard to find a good driver these days, one with character and style.
• Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drive
  The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"....
• Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.