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• Remember:The designated driver makes good CENTS!!
• Send me a dollar and I'll send 3 cents to your charity.
• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  -- Fro...
• The Treasury has once again introduced a dollar coin, the Pine Tree dollar.
  Neither the Presidential dollar coin, introduced 11 years ago, nor the Eagle dollar coin, introduced 3 years ago, remained in circulation long...
• I went into the grocery store today. I said, "Give me a dollar's worth of potatoes.
  He said, "We don't slice 'em." I said, "Give me fifty cents' worth of Swiss cheese....
• Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
• A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
  Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....