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Reply To Her Editor Who Was Bugging Her For Her Belated Work While She Was On Her Honeymoo
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Reply to her editor who was bugging her for
her belated work while she was on her honeymoon:
"Too fucking busy, and vice versa."
-- Dorothy Parker
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Quote #263 @A: Dorothy Parker @Q: Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
A girl's best friend is her mutter. -- Dorothy Parke
There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
iht ekil gniyl ylbatrofmoc elihW...
She neglects her heart who studies her glass. -- Lavate
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke
She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
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I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
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She 's adorned Amply that in her husband's eye looks lovely,-- The truest mirror that an honest wife Can see her beauty in.
-- John Tobin (1770-1804) -- The Honeymoon, Act iii, Sc. 4...