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  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
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  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
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  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
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• Quote #263 @A: Dorothy Parker @Q: Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....