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• She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
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  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
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• She 's adorned Amply that in her husband's eye looks lovely,-- The truest mirror that an honest wife Can see her beauty in.
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