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Republicans Consume Three-fourths Of The Rutabaga Produced In This Country.
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Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this
country. The remainder is thrown out.
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Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this country.
The remainder is thrown out....
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwi
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people. -- Arthur Schopenhaue
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre. -- Gail Godwi
You will be thrown out of the sanitarium when your family refuses to pay.
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. COOLIDGE
Tomorrow & tomorrow & tomorrow creeps in this rutabaga...