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• CONVERSATION, n. A fair to the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Moebius stripper never show you their backsides.
• Antique collectors do it for old times sake.
• Q: What is the last thing a Kansas stripper takes off? A: Her bowling shoes.
• Abuse is a temporary display of power.
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away. -- Sign on Antique Shop
• Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
• piton: antique metal work. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982