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• Antique collectors do it for old times sake.
• I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
  -- Paul Erdo...
• A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
• at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
  Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
• When two divorced people marry, four get into bed.
• Kirk: "Well, Bones, this is...charming." McCoy: "They're four-hundred years old.
  You don't find many with the lenses still intact." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3...
• Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
  -- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
• The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce
• Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble.
  Women expect an Oscar performance in bed....