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• GMC: Grungy Merchandise
• If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
  -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.
• Going into a bar on Saturday night isn't much different from attending an auction.
  ..the best merchandise usually leaves with the highest bidder....
• Move, move you slut. -- William Shakespeare, Hamle
• My opponent's best move is my best move.
• Faith will move mountains.
• MBR: Move Bits Randomly