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• One should guard against preaching to young people success in the customary form as the main aim in life.
  The most important motive for work in school and in life is pleasure in work, pleasure in its result, and the knowledge of the value of the result to the community....
• Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it.
  ... Be satisfied with success in even the smallest matter, and think that even such a result is no trifle....
• Any opinion expressed is mine, no matter where I got it from, and I retain all rights to it, should it actually prove to be of any value.
  -- DISCLAIMER...
• If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
  -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• If what you have just said can be interpreted in a variety of way
  hat way which will cause the most confusion to the greatest number of people for the longest time and result in lasting harm and distress will predominate and better endure, and overcome any form of correction far more than any other....
• It is considered bad form to microwave an unopened can of spinish on any Friday, the l3th, no matter the month.
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