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• If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
  -- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson. The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart man.
  He's my father, Homer Simpson. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked!
  I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!...
• Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
• Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
  Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: What's the matter, Moe? Moe: Oh, business is slow.
  People today are healthier and drinking less....
• Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
  -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
• I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
  In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....