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• All the wastes in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
  -- Ronald Reagan, quoted in "Burlington Free Press", 15 February 1980...
• Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned.
  And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home...
• Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
  -- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Okay, men. Geiger counters on.
• Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.
  -- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
• The only accident [at Three Mile Island] is that this thing leaked out.
  You could have avoided this whole thing by not saying anything....
• More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
• More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.