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Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Okay, men. Geiger counters on.
Homer: [wakes with a start] Aa! [twiddling levers wildly] Uh, just resting my eyes!
Burns: Ah, well-done. A rested employee is a vigilant employee....
Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...