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• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
  Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
• But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
  ..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Lister: You see I try sir. I'm not an insubordinate man by nature.
  I try and respect Rimmer, but it's not easy because he's such a smeghead....
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Rimmer: What about the Rimmer Directive, which states, Never tangle with anything that's got with more teeth than the entire Osmond family?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Polymorph'...
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
  I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...