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• Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
  You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
• Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
  We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
  ..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Cat: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
  Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws....
• You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
  To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...