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• Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
  Erma Bombeck...
• An ugly carpet will last forever. -- Erma Bombeck
• A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
  -- Dave Barry, Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know...
• Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
  -- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba...
• God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
• Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
• I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. -- Erma Bombeck