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A Man Who Checks Out Of The Express Lane With Seven Items Is The Same Man Who Will Wear Supp-Hose And Park In The Reserved For Handicapped Spaces.
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A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the same man
who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for Handicapped spaces.
-- Erma Bombeck
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There'd be no place to park. -- Jackson Perdue...
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A friend is a man who has the same enemies you have. -- Stephen Leacock