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• You want a job where you will never run out of work--be a debt collector.
  -- Joseph Epstein's grandfathe...
• It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
  -- George Bu...
• It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
• Take the money and run.
• Quite frankly I admit that I am not too talented, rather under-educated
  and not too up on current affairs, decidedly uninterested in sports, and additional to all of this I know practically nothing about the stock market, money management, international law, how to deal with terrorism and protective policy....