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Take the money and run.
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A fool and your money will soon run for President!!!!!
Prunes give you a run for your money!
After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money
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Take heart, programs never run the first time (and complex programs never run at all).
He who would leap high must take a long run. -- Proverb