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• I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. -- Frank Zappa
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• Could I interest you in a pet rock?
• If it sounds GOOD to YOU, it's bitchen; and if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. -- Frank Zappa
• What's the ugliest part of your body? What's the ugliest part of your body?
  Some say your nose, Some say your toes, But I think it's your mind. -- Frank Zappa (1965)...
• In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -- Frank Zappa
• Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it.
  However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination....
• Help! I'm a rock! -- Frank Zappa