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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
Say, could I interest you in a pair of Zircon-encrusted tweezers? -- Frank Zappa
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your pet rock snaps at you.
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
Flashs in the pan: Pet Rock, Mort Downey Jr, Rush Limbaugh
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise...
I can pet animals by the mouthful.
Don't feel insecure or inferior! Remember, you're ORGANIC!
! You could win an argument with almost any rock!...
Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight in potatoes....