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Any Man, In The Right Situation, Is Capable Of Murder.
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Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is
capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as
you might think.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
A man who cries is capable of any evil.
Any mind that is capable of a real sorrow is capable of good.
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
He is a man capable of turning any colour into grey. -- John LeCarre
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...