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• Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me, I think I'll go out and eat worms.
  I'm gonna cut their heads off, Eat their insides out, And throw way the skins....
• Semantics teaches us to watch our prejudices...Semantics is the propagandist's worst friend.
• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. -- George F. Bu
• Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• VENTRILOQUIST Someone whose antics you get sick of after just a few minutes, and want to throw a bucket of water over just to see their dummy make blubbering noises.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...