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• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• just appalling" George Bush (USA) (bigboss@white-house.
  wash.gov) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
• KETTLE Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you to hear when it's finished, boil dry, explode and burn your house down.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally has the shop's logo plastered all over it....
• GERM Another of those tiny tiny organisms that you can't see, and often wonder if they haven't just been made up by scientists to hold together the fabric of society.
  Rumour has it that germs were simply designed to get you to wash your hands after going to the lav, to keep soap manufacturers in business....
• PHOENIX This shouldn't be in here. It just sounds like it starts with an F.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• OCTOPUS Eight-legged sea creature that I just can't bring myself to eat.
  Even when I have the advantage over it that it's dead and I'm alive....