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I Would Like To Suggest That You Not Use Speed, And Here's Why
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I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is
going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out
your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother
and father.
-- Frank Zappa
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I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
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Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....
Always remember that you're representing your country.
I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
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Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
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Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
Always remember that you're representing our country.
I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....