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Send MORE Missionaries -- The Last Ones Were DELICIOUS!
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Send MORE Missionaries -- the last ones were DELICIOUS!
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Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
Last summer, it was easy to spot the NOUVEAUX RICHES.
They were the ones were watering their lawns with coffee....
There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner.
-- H.L. Mencke...
Marge: What are you doing? Homer: I'm writing a delicious send-up of Mr.
Burns for his birthday party. Is "poopoo" one word or two?...
Milhouse: [makes machine gun noises] Take that, Mom!
[makes more noises] Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you?...
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox And which you were probably saving for breakfast.
Forgive me. They were delicious....
Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones?
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are and the Old Ones will be.
.. not in the spaces we know of, but _between_ them ....
Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.