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• Send MORE Missionaries -- the last ones were DELICIOUS!
• Last summer, it was easy to spot the NOUVEAUX RICHES.
  They were the ones were watering their lawns with coffee....
• The most practical and effective way to protect wilderness areas is to attract more tourists to these areas through environmentally sensitive projects.
• This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive.
  Reality is frequently inaccurate." This has lead to some interesting consequences....
• Marge: What are you doing? Homer: I'm writing a delicious send-up of Mr.
  Burns for his birthday party. Is "poopoo" one word or two?...
• Milhouse: [makes machine gun noises] Take that, Mom!
  [makes more noises] Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you?...
• I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox And which you were probably saving for breakfast.
  Forgive me. They were delicious....
• Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones?
• The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are and the Old Ones will be.
  .. not in the spaces we know of, but _between_ them ....