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The project engineer will change the design to suit the state-of-the-art.
The engineer's first problem in any design situation is to discover what the problem really is.
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
Trust - Senior management doesn't trust its own staff and is suspicious of their motives.
Therefore senior management needs to be told the same things as its staff are saying by a consultant costing $...
If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute.
-- -Someone in Mr. Deckert's senior design cla...
Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no.
You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer....
Consultant-In-Training
Thousands of engineers can design bridges.....,but the great engineer is the man who can tell whether the bridge.
....should be built at all. -- Eugene C. Grace...