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• University, n.: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and .
  .....
• UNIVERSITY: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and.
  .. [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying the credibility of the entire fortune program....
• Our business model works even if all internet software is free.
  How does Netscape's business model look? -- not so good....
• Digiterata: AS FAR AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT SURRENDER
  MODIFY YOUR SOFTWARE UNTIL IT WORKS THE WAY THE SOFTWARE HOUSE ADVERTISED....
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• wizard: n. 1. A person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware works (that is, who {grok}s it)
  esp. someone who can find and fix bugs quickly in an emergency....
• Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
  ' And for everybody that gets it for free there are thousands talking about how great it would be to get it....
• WIZARD n. 1. A person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware work
  omeone who can find and fix his bugs in an emergency....