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• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
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• I can tell where my own shoe pinches me; and you must not think, sir, to catch old birds with chaff.
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• If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!
• You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you.
• I've gone crazy, my kids drove me there.
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• My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)