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Sexual Therapists Think The Whole Problem Is We Don't Communicate Enough.
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Sexual therapists think the whole problem is we don't communicate enough.
Dr. Ruth says as women we should tell our lovers how to make love to us. My
boyfriend goes nuts if I tell him how to Drive!
-- Pam Stone
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A guy stood up and said, "At least here in Tennessee we don't drive all over our freeways and shoot and kill people!...
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
The question is rather: if we ever succeed in making a mind 'of nuts and bolts', how will we know we have succeeded?
-- Fergal Toomey It will tell us. -- Barry Ko...
I was in bed one night when my boyfriend Ernie said, "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?
I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around." -- Bette Midle...
Love is never jealous or envious. Tell THAT to my boyfriend!
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Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....