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She Poured Sugar In The Gastank Of My Heart!
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She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
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Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace.
"'Bye for now," she said warmly. -- Thea Alexander (2150 A.D.)...
Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
[which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
Please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty, but underneath she has a heart of formica.
-- Monty Pytho...
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- S. Wrigh
I new a girl that almost stole my heart; she was an Aztec priestess. -- Charade
Whoe'er she be, That not impossible she, That shall command my heart and me.
-- Richard Crashaw (c. 1616-1650) -- Wishes to his Supposed Mistre...
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle ...
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.