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Lisa: Mom, I Poured My Heart Into That Centerpiece!
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Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece! [which Bart
destroyed] Things like that <always> happen in this family.
Marge: I noticed that, too.
-- "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Related:
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother.
My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons. -- `Howl of the Unappreciated' by Lisa Simpson, "Bart vs....
Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
Thanksgiving...
Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....