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• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother.
  My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons. -- `Howl of the Unappreciated' by Lisa Simpson, "Bart vs....
• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
  Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....