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• She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
• She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be
  Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me. -- Hartley Coleridge...
• I had a virgin once. I had to go to Guatemala for her.
  She was blind in one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami Beach....
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  ' -- Morrisey...
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  '" -- Morrisey...
• She said she wouldn't keep my company unless I owned it.
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...