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• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  '" -- Morrisey...
• I was in the store the other day and a salesperson came up to me and said, "Can I help you?
  I said, "Yea, give me what I need." She said, "I don't know what you need" I said, "You started it....
• I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
• Translations from the Wife: "I don't know what you're talking about.
  / She knows exactly what you're talking about. "It isn't what you said, it's the way you said it....
• You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
• You hear what she said Mordock? She said I was cute.
  "Is that good, Wesley?" Yes...I think. -- Wesley and Mordock about Oliana, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416....
• A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book The Martian Chronicles?
  ' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?...
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....