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She Said, `I Know You ... You Cannot Sing'. I Said, `That's Nothing, You Should Hear Me Play Piano.
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"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
-- Morrisey
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'" -- Morrisey...
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