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She Saw A Sign Saying, "Wet Floor." So She Did! -- Joan Rive
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She saw a sign saying, "Wet Floor." So she did!
-- Joan Rivers
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
-- Joan Rive...
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Larchmont is so tiny there's a mirror at one end. -- Joan Rive
Men are so shallow. They like nurses! Single, vicious, good-looking girls .
.. little short skirts, the top button undone, always leaning over in the operating room...
I don't exercise. I'm Jewish. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS...
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch For Rocks.
Marta said it should read "Watch For PRETTY Rocks....
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...