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She's So Self-centered She Occupies A Special Place In Her Heart.
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She's so self-centered she occupies a special place in her heart.
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She neglects her heart who studies her glass. -- Lavate
She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels they're a turn-on!
She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
When Life does not find a singer to sing her heart she produces a philosopher to speak her mind.
-- Kahlil Gibra...
With that she dasht her on the lippes, So dyed double red
Hard was the heart that gave the blow, Soft were those lips that bled....
Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was loved?
-- Anzia Yezierska...