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'Shit Happens' According To... Avoidanceism: With All This Happening, I Think I'll Go Shit.
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Avoidanceism: With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am....
Shit Happens' according to... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
(1990's) Oooh, SHIT!...
'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
'Shit Happens' according to... Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...
'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.