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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Perot: I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Musician: This shit is out of tune.
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss: Rub the shit out.
• Shit Happens' according to... Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.